Where Everything Turns Into Alcohol

Halló, ég heiti Guðrún Ísold Ingólfsdóttir, but you all who speak útlenska can call me Isolde. I represent Lýðveldið Íslands, or Iceland. I won't stand to you all insulting me in Vonlenska, though.

In a lifelong relationship with several brands of alcoholic beverages.

((Independent RP blog for Fem!Iceland. If you're wondering you KNOW that URL and all that sass, yes you know that xD
may be NSFW at times.))

Who I Follow

eyjanminfagragraena:

klumpurafissemgeislarlist:

Júlia devia parar de escutar Tchê Music.

Julia não tem acento.

NEVUH

Eu vou sempre acentuar teu nome quando eu tou super done contigo.

SEMPRE.

AH VAI SIM PUTA.

eyjanminfagragraena:

klumpurafissemgeislarlist:

ikkesomdutror:

klumpurafissemgeislarlist:

farmers and rich snob people with a ridiculous amount of pride over things we really shouldn’t feel pride on

like a lost war against brazil that resembled mostly a teenage tantrum

omfg r eALLY

really

we have a statue with the revolution hero guarded by dogs and a dragon to prove

and a parade every 20th of september

and a camp throughout september

AND THIS WHOLE STATE KNOWS OUR ANTHEM

AND WE ALSO HAVE A NATIONALIST NEWSLETTER

You don’t know the extremes we go to try to get independence from Brazil sakjdhfkgjlfkhl

btw our flag says “rio grandense republic”

just sayin

Thank you Júlia.

This is why we shall have independence. We haven’t given up on that.

Júlia devia parar de escutar Tchê Music.

ikkesomdutror:

klumpurafissemgeislarlist:

farmers and rich snob people with a ridiculous amount of pride over things we really shouldn’t feel pride on

like a lost war against brazil that resembled mostly a teenage tantrum

omfg r eALLY

really

we have a statue with the revolution hero guarded by dogs and a dragon to prove

and a parade every 20th of september

and a camp throughout september

AND THIS WHOLE STATE KNOWS OUR ANTHEM

AND WE ALSO HAVE A NATIONALIST NEWSLETTER

You don’t know the extremes we go to try to get independence from Brazil sakjdhfkgjlfkhl

eyjanminfagragraena:

,

#EU SOU HOMEM EU ME ACHO VEM COM O TEU GAÚCHO MACHO

julia no
ooc

feng-huang:

(Andy, tá passando no telecine fun.)

((HISSING

VAI SER RYCA ASSIM NA CHINA))

ikkesomdutror:

klumpurafissemgeislarlist:

ikkesomdutror:

klumpurafissemgeislarlist:

ikkesomdutror:

klumpurafissemgeislarlist replied to your post: sugfjordenemine replied to your post: . laughs…

there are no mosquitoes in my state during may through september. u still wanna go to rio jghgjkh

gET ME ON THE NEEXT FLIGHT TO YOUR PLACE

P LEA Se

I can only offer housing, i cannot pay for the flight. yet.

[grabs wallet]

[looks through wallet]

[$40]

thaTS NOT EnouGH

You’re richer than me i got 1BRL in my wallet

and a credit card that i’m trying to pay off kajdhfg

I’d send you here if I could because everyone needs to know about this state and it’s odd resemblance to texas if it was cold. kjhdfgh

omfg

texas thOUGH

and sfdghjfdshs wow that’s really sw eet

farmers and rich snob people with a ridiculous amount of pride over things we really shouldn’t feel pride on

like a lost war against brazil that resembled mostly a teenage tantrum

natureplayedthistrichonme:

christiannightmarestoo:

Anti-gay youth group leaders try to keep a girl from her gay dads

This incident still angers me for many reasons. My dads are gay, and when I was younger, someone at my school invited me to a youth group event. When I got there, they spent most of the time talking about how gay marriage is wrong, and it made me really uncomfortable. So I said, “I’m not feeling good, I’m going to call my dad to come and get me.” When the classmate that had invited me told everyone that I have two dads and they are gay, all hell broke loose. The youth group leaders freaked out and said that I wouldn’t be calling my dads. In fact, they did not want me to leave. They tried to get me to see that my dads were sinning, but I told them I wanted to leave and that I disagreed with what they were saying. I remember being in tears, scared and wanting to go home.

I went into the bathroom and called my dads. They were pissed and came to pick me up. My one dad called the police when they got there, as the youth group leaders would not let them get me. The police went into the church and brought me out. Charges were not pressed but I refused to go to any more of those youth group events. Thinking about it now still bothers me, I shake when I think about it. – Name withheld by request

This fucking infuriates me

(via icelandsbutt)

I NEED YOU TO READ/REBLOG THIS PLEASE

sarcasticfreckles:

OK SO FOR MY HISTORY CLASS MY TEACHER MADE US WRITE A TERM PAPER AND I CHOSE TO WRITE ABOUT HOW THE MEDIA AFFECTS THE WAY THAT PEOPLE THINK AND FEEL AND I ALSO HAVE A PRESENTATION ON THIS ON JUNE 3RD SO I NEED ALL OF YOU THAT HAVE EVER BEEN AFFECTED BY THE MEDIA IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM TO REBLOG THIS SO I CAN SHOW MY TEACHER THAT THIS IS A REAL ISSUE IN TODAY’S SOCIETY PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE PLEASE AND THANK YOU

(via icelandsbutt)

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

I will stick my cold hands all over your body

I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises

I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ

nuzzling???

I will be smiling the whole time

you’re warm and I’m not

let me leech your heat

please

(via ikkesomdutror)